Hey wankers! Come out to this Sunday's trail where Rectum Damn Near Fucked and Just Alan (not for long) will host this week's Trash Trail. Expect chiggy and water on this trail. Don't worry, none of you are sweet enough to melt. There will be plenty of fun and adult beverages for those who wish to partake. Don't forget your $5, vessel, and whistle.

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