You were promised mystery Hares for this monumental trail and that’s just what you will get! So if you enjoy a little bit of shiggy and a little bit of water and a whole lot of the rough streets of Fayetteville then maybe, just maybe this trail is for you.

STOP!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!

Who are we trying to get one over on, you are all from the Carolina

M - - - - - F - - - - - - - TRASH!

Your going to be led thru the shittiest locals that this town has to offer by none other that AARP and Thumb Bum Ballina. We are going to work hard to see that you are tested both mentally and physically. So grab your dry bag and any virgins you really don’t care about and give this trail a go.

Oh yeah I almost forgot, we do have a surprise for you that we think is worth mentioning. We will be assisted for one day only by someone more inconsiderate of your safety than the two of us. I know that may seem impossible, but it’s actually not. We will be joined by Finger Bang Bang Bang!!!

See you all Sunday, unless your scared😈