Okay, wankers, it's been cold and it's been raining and turnouts have been low. The weather is finally changing in our favor and we're all ready for a nice, easy, comfortable trail. Well, here's your chance to see if this one will bring you back out. Please join Can't Believe He's Not Black and AARP for a raucous jaunt through some of the beautiful foliage.

You've all done this before so you know what to bring. But in case you're bringing virgins, like you should, tell them they will need long socks, a dry bag, a DD, whistle, vessel, MONEY FOR HAB, Etc.

Start will be behind the Food Lion at Rim Road and Cliffdale.

Trail will be between 1 and 427 miles and shiggy will be about 7.5