Hello Wankers and Harriettes! Trail #2080 will be starting at the old Dicks. That could mean the men you’re into, but on Sunday it will be the beginning of a shiggylicious trail hared by Don’t Bring Schaefer Up. I’m Her Bitch is tired of haring ever since she got a harness to carry danger cans so she’s taking this week off. A co-hare was in need, so I dug deep into the dirt and rose a hasher out of the grave to help bring you all a shitty trail! So come out and say hello to a face you’ve been missing. We promise to boose you up, lay easy to follow marks, and keep you off private property. Bring a virgin, dry bag, vessel, and your heart.

Dogs: “The only way out is through”