Sun, Oct 08|
Moochin Wrench & Mystery Hare & Rectum Damn Near Fucked em
Unfinished road off McKinnon Farm Rd, Fayetteville, NC 28304
Time & Location
Oct 08, 2023, 1:00 PM
About the event
Your hares have a nice little easy jaunt through the woods for you and promise, if nothing else, that you'll have plenty of tasty beverages on trail. Does anything else really matter?
Shiggy: 3.5 of 5.
Moistmaker level: 3 of 5, but we're going to avoid going past tits level if we can.
Dogs: I would not bring mine, but it's your dogs, and you know them better than I do.
Cats: No. They wouldn't lower themselves to our level anyways
Hamsters, lizards, and assorted small pets: Maybe if they fit in your fanny-pack.
Bring virgins, whistles, a gargantuan thirst, a dry bag, change of clothes, etc etc, you know the drill.