Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/1A6TgQevE1YRPTAf8

Your hares have a nice little easy jaunt through the woods for you and promise, if nothing else, that you'll have plenty of tasty beverages on trail. Does anything else really matter?

Shiggy: 3.5 of 5.

Moistmaker level: 3 of 5, but we're going to avoid going past tits level if we can.

Dogs: I would not bring mine, but it's your dogs, and you know them better than I do.

Cats: No. They wouldn't lower themselves to our level anyways

Hamsters, lizards, and assorted small pets: Maybe if they fit in your fanny-pack.

Bring virgins, whistles, a gargantuan thirst, a dry bag, change of clothes, etc etc, you know the drill.