Trail #2131: Get Ready To Boogie and Bolt

TT: Stop Button Bar @ 630 PM 4251 Legion Rd #127, Hope Mills, NC 28348

Start: 214 Gray St, Fayetteville, NC 28301 @ 1 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP TRASH? It's been a minute since these Mystery Hares have laid a shitty trail for yall. What do you need? Maybe a drybag? Maybe a new liver? Maybe get your ass to trail to find out. We love surprises, am I right? It's Sunday, we know you aren't repenting for shit so cum hang with some alright people and get to trail. We promise good drinks. We promise a bit of everything. We promise your safety is our number one concern....maybe.

Don't forget a vessel, $7 Hash cash, dry bag, sunscreen, and maybe even a virgin!

On After: TBD