Trail #2140: There's A Skidmark From My Gooch To My Asshole

TT: On After @ 6:30 PM 3004 Bragg Blvd, Fayetteville, NC 28303

Start: Behind Pyrates Sports Bar 651 W. Manchester Rd, Spring Lake, NC 28390

Welcome to this week's shitshow, brought to you by Scooch Up In My Gooch, Mommy's Skidmark Surprise, and Ice, Ice, Asshole! One of our long-time trashers, Genie In A Twattle, will be celebrating a birthday this week so you're not gonna wanna miss TT or Trail! Be ready for some shiggy and moisture, as promised by the hares! The flood waters are high from the tropical storm, but so will our gusto! We might even make Genie into a birthday cake!

Bring a dry bag, whistle, virgins, shiggy socks, thrist for beer, $7 hash cash

On After: Pyrates Sports Bar