Trail #2149: Lock Your Hand In My Rectum

TT: Haymont Truck Stop @ 6:30 PM

100 Broadfoot Ave, Fayetteville, NC 28305

Start: 4251 Legion Rd #113, Hope Mills, NC 28348 @ 1 PM

(Park on the Coffman Plumbing side.)

Welp. We heard trails have been super easy for everyone, and we decided to keep it that way. The easiest trail of the year will be happening this week. Bring yo grandma, but not your doggies because it's too easy for the dogs. They won't like it. Bring a drybag, a liver, and maybe a short straw in case we make Schaefer's job hard.