"Baby it's Cold Outside"

Alright you wankers, time for another shitty trail hared by Screwnicorn and TAGSE and Stalin who have decided to crawl back over the edge of the earth that they fell off of. Why January? Fxck if we know, that's crazy talk.

Start is 1052 Lillington HWY, Spring Lake, NC. or -ish 35.181242, -78.963922 if that's your jam.

Maybe parked in the back like we know you've done before.

What to bring: WARM clothing (we aren't in the mood to deal with hypothermic assholes, we're off the clock), whistles, bibs, whatever makes your hasher heart happy.

Dry bag? don't worry, we may be assholes but we aren't stupid, we're not going through water in freezing temps.