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Three turkeys have escaped the annual Friendsgiving dinner table and we are calling all Trash Hands to help with catching them. Then while running around downtown Fayetteville, why not help those less fortunate at the same time?

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Come chase the trio of hares: Rectum, Concrete and Leohard as they cavort about town laying a trail only a rafter of silly birds can create. It will not be great, it will not be amazing, it will be Amazingly Amazing!

This is a Onesie hash, wear your finest onesie as you might find yourself strolling down the streets in the upper-class financial districts. You never know which direction this gaggle of birds will take you.

Hash Cash Options: This trail is $7 if paid in cash or other electronic means; but you have the option to bring an unwrapped child's toy to donate in lieu of payment.…